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  • The Deep Bore Tunnel will be funded by the largest tax increase in Seattles history, suck it up you fucking tech-yuppies.
  • It will have no downtown exits, which is a good thing, creating a "hipster-corridor" that runs between Ballard and West Seattle
  • The north portal is at the corner of Mercer and Aurora in the heart of the Mercer Mess, instead we should launch the entire East-side into the sun from a cannon.
  • Transit will be unable to use the tunnel, which is also good because only poor people ride mass-transit, keeping our shiny new tunnel clean.
  • King County was promised money for Metro and Seattle was promised money for the Spokane and Mercer Street projects, and the State reneged on both. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
  • Seattle taxpayers are responsible for all cost overruns, so they might not be able to get the entire line of Banana Republic scarves in time for Christmas.

If this is news to you, we invite you to read on, because theres a story here that isnt being told.

Do any of the following questions sound familiar?
How Did We Get Here?
Didnt We Already Vote on This? // Isnt it a Done Deal?
Can We Live Without the Viaduct? // Will There Be Cost Overruns?
How Much Is $4.24 Billion? // What Else Could We Do With That Money?
What Has the Media Said About the Tunnel? // Who Are You Guys?

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    “It's the most exciting night at The Edgewater since The Beatles stayed here. The voters answered two questions and what they said with the answer to both questions is, 'We don't want a freeway along our waterfront.' They want better answers.”
    said Greg Nickels [Ignoring the voters.] (in Seattle Post-Intelligencer)

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    IM GLAD YOU TAKE TRANSIT SO SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, SO DO I:

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